I logged onto the iTunes store homepage today and this is what I was greeted with. I honestly don’t care to comment on celebrities at all but I actually enjoyed Mr. Mayer when I was like 17 (I was a teenage girl living in suburbia, so sue me!) so I feel a tiny bit compelled to express my opinion here. By the way any girl is lying if they say they didn’t secretly like “your body is a wonderland” a little bit).
But honestly John Mayer, you went from every teenage girls dream boyfriend to a man whore who whines into a mic with this guitar. I would categorize your stylist’ attempt to make your hair look like the vampire dude from twilight as a FAIL and your song with Taylor Swift is pretty fuckin horrible. Ps why are you categorized under “rock” in iTunes? Your latest album can hardly be considered rock…if anything, they should merge soft rock and complaint rock and you would fit under “soft complaint rock”. Or maybe they should just make a new category called “over it” and file your last album there.
Sorry for being harsh but I’m just bummed that actually used to like you.
